| The Mountain Man and The Tracker |
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A mountain man finds an Indian with his ear to the ground. "What is it?" asks the mountain man. The Indian replies "Man, stovepipe hat. Woman, calico dress. Little boy, little girl. One dog. Ride in Conestoga wagon." The mountain man is amazed! "You can tell all that by listening to the ground?" "Hell no!" says the Indian, "Ran over me half-hour ago!"
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