| Policeman And The Drunk |
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A drunk was walking with one foot on the road and the other foot on the curb. A policeman saw him. 'I gotta arrest you, you're dead drunk' says the police man. 'officer are u sure I'm drunk?' says the drunk. 'yes' says the policeman. To which the drunk replied: 'thank God! I thought I was cripple'.
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