A guy phones a law office and says: "I want to speak to my lawyer."

The receptionist replies, "I'm sorry but he died last week. "

The next day he phones again and asks the same question.

The receptionist replies, "I told you yesterday, he died last week. "

The next day the guy calls again and asks to speak to his lawyer.

By this time the receptionist is getting a little annoyed and says, "I keep telling you that your lawyer died last week. Why do you keep calling? "

The guy says, "Because I just love hearing you say that."