Home Jokes Work Jokes Bathing The Cat
Bathing The Cat E-mail
Following are instructions on the best way to bathe your cat:

1. Thoroughly clean the toilet.

2. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water, and have both lids lifted.

3. Obtain the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

4. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids (you may need to stand on the lid so that he cannot escape). CAUTION: Don't get any part of your body too close to the edge, as his paws will be reaching out to grab anything they can find. The cat will self-agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from your toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.

5. Flush the toilet 3 or 4 times. This provides a "powerwash and rinse" which I have found to be quite effective.

6. Have someone open the door to the outside and ensure that there are no people between the toilet and the outside door.

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.

8. The now-clean cat will rocket out of the toilet and run outside where he will dry himself.

Sincerely,

The DOG
Share this on Twitter. Click on the link below:
< Prev   Next >
 
Share This Page
Cheer Reminder
I will praise at least one person today.
Move from Grief to Joy
Help Make This Site Better
Send Feedback Here
What Do You Need Some Cheer For?
Get Top Resources To:
Cheer UpEncouragementFeel BetterBe Happy
Like Encouraging and Inspiring Others? Become a Certified Life Coach. Learn More About
Sign Up For Our Email List To Get Cheergiver's Top Inspirational Quotes FREE

Join Our Email List

Get inspirational content and resources to help you cheer up and be happy.

Get Facebook Cheer

Get funny inspirational content on FB. Help spread cheer and encouragement. Click on "Like" to start.

Get Twitter Cheer

3000 people are receiving inspirational messages through Twitter. Join the conversation.
Cheer Up Be Happy

Cheer Up Video

Cheer Up Image

Cheer Up Joke