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Everybody on earth dies and arrived at pearly gates. St. Peter comes and says, "I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men that dominated their women on earth and the other line for the men that were dominated by their women. Also, I want all the women to go to some distance from where they can’t see or hear their men."

With that said and done, the next time St. Peter looked, the women are gone and there are two lines.

The line of the men that were dominated by their women was 100 miles long, and in the line of men that dominated their women, there was only one man.

St. Peter got mad and said, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves. God created you in His image and you were all whipped by your women. You and your mates should be punished.

Look at the only one, learn from him! Tell them my son, how did you manage to be the only one in this line?"

And the man replied, "I don't know, my wife told me to stand here."