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A man named Muldoon lived alone in the Irish countryside with a pet dog he doted on. The dog finally died, and Muldoon went to the parish priest and asked, "Father, the dog is dead. Could ya be sayin' a mass for the creature?" Father Patrick replied, "I'm afraid not, we cannot have services for an animal in the church, but there's a new denomination down the road, and no telling what they believe. Maybe they'll do somethin' for the little creature." Muldoon said, "I'll go right away. Do ya think $50,000 is enough to donate for the service?" Father Patrick exclaimed, "Glory be to God! Why didn't ya tell me the dog was Catholic?"
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