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Cindy finds herself in dire trouble. Her business has gone bust and she's in serious financial trouble. She's so desperate that she decides to ask God for help. She begins to pray, "God, please help me. I've lost my business and if I don't get some money, I'm going to lose my house as well. Please let me win the lotto."

Lotto night comes and somebody else wins it. Cindy again prays, "God, please let me win the lotto, I've lost my business, my house
and I'm going to lose my car as well." Lotto night comes and Cindy still has no luck.

Once again, she prays, "My God, why have you forsaken me?? I've lost my business, my house, and my car. My children are starving. I don't often ask you for help and I have always been a good ervant to you. PLEASE just let me win the lotto this one time so I can get my life back in order."

Suddenly there is a blinding flash of light as the heavens open and Cindy is confronted by the voice of God Himself: "Cindy meet me halfway on this. Buy a ticket!"

 

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