An eighty year old woman goes to the Doctor for a check up. She was required to bring with all types of medicine she had at home. As the Doctor was looking thru these he came across Birth Control pills.

"Mrs. Smith do you realize that you are taking Birth Control pills"?

"Yes, Doctor, they help me sleep at night"

"But Mrs. Smith there is nothing in them that would help you to sleep"

"I know that, but when I grind one up each morning and put it the glass of orange juice that my 17 year old grand daughter drinks, believe me it helps to sleep at night"!