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What is falling in love like?

"Like an avalanche where you have to run for your life." - John, age 9          

How do people in love normally behave?

"When a person gets kissed for the first time, they fall down and they don't get up for at least an hour." - Wendy, age 8                             

Why do lovers hold hands?                                       

"They want to make sure their rings don't fall off because they paid good money for them." - Gavin, age 8

How does a person decide who to marry?  

"My mother says to look for a man who is kind....That's what I'll do....I'll find somebody who's kinda tall and handsome." - Carolyn, age 8

How did your mom and dad meet?

"They were at a dance party at a friend's house. Then they went for a drive, but their car broke down...It was a good thing, because it gave them a chance to  find out about their values."-Lottie, age 9

"My father was doing some strange chores for my mother.  They won't tell me what kind." -Jeremy, AGE 8

What do most people do on a date?

"On the first date, they just tell each other lies, and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date." - Martin, AGE 10

When is it ok to kiss someone?

"You should never kiss a girl unless you have enough bucks to buy her a ring and her own VCR, 'cause  she'll want to have videos of the wedding." - Allan, age 10

"Never kiss in front of other people. It's a big embarrassing thing if anybody sees you....If nobody sees you, I might be willing to try it with a handsome boy, but just for a few hours." - Kally, age 9
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