A man he got caught shoplifting at a grocery store.

When he got to court the judge asked, "Sir I understand you stole a can of peaches. how many peaches were in that can?

The man said, "Five, your honor."

The Judge said, "Alright I'm going to give one week in jail for each peach, you got five weeks in jail."

The man's wife stood up and said, "Your honor may I say something?"

"Yes, What is it?" The judge asked.

The wife replied, "He stole a can of peas too."