One day a guy dies and finds himself in hell as he is wallowing in despair he has his first meeting with the devil.

Devil: Why so glum, chum?

Guy : What do you think? I'm in hell.

Devil: Hell's not so bad. We actually have a lot of fun down here, you a drinking man?

Guy: Sure I love to drink.

Devil: Well you're gone love Mondays than. On Mondays that's all we do is drink. Whiskey, Tequila, Guinness, Wine coolers, Diet tab, and Fresca. We drink till we throw up and then we drink some more.

Guy: Gee that sounds great.

Devil: Do you smoke?

Guy: You better believe it.

Devil: Alright you're gonna love Tuesdays. We get the finest cigars from all over the world and smoke our lungs out. If you get cancer, no biggie. You're already dead.

Guy: Wow thats awesome.

Devil: Do you like to gamble?

Guy: Why yes, as a matter of fact I do.

Devil: Wednesday you can gamble all you want. Craps, Black Jack, Roulette, Poker,Slots. If you go bankrupt, well your dead anyhow.

Devil: You do drugs?

Guy: Are you kidding. I love drugs.

Devil: Thursday is drug day. Help your self to a bowl of crack, or Smack. You can do all the drugs you want, and if you over-dose that's all right you're dead who cares? Guy: Yawzall I never realized hell was such a swinging place.

Devil: You Gay?

Guy: No.

Devil: oooh.(grimaces) You're gonna Hate Fridays.