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Two Jews - Sid and Dave, were sitting in a Chinese restaurant.

"Sid, are there any Jews in China?" asked Dave.

"I don't know," Sid replied, "Why don't we ask the waiter?"

When the waiter came by, Dave asked him, "Are there any Chinese Jews?"

"I'm not sure, sir, let me ask." the waiter replied, and he went into the kitchen. He returned in a few minutes and said, "No, sir. No Chinese Jews."

"Are you sure?" Sid asked.

"Please let me check again, sir." the waiter replied and went back to the kitchen.

While the waiter was still in the kitchen, Sid said to Dave, "I cannot believe there are no Jews in China. Our people are scattered everywhere."

A few minutes later, the waiter returned and said, "Sir, no Chinese Jews."

"Are you really, really sure?" Dave asked, "I cannot believe there are no Chinese Jews."

"Sir, I've asked everyone in the kitchen," the waiter replied, "We have orange juice, apple juice, tomato juice, grape juice and guava juice. But we just don't have Chinese juice."