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What Are We Going To Do With This Boy?
A mother is cleaning her teenage son's room when she sees some magazines under his bed.

Curious, she grabs the magazines and is shocked to find that they are S&M porn magazines. And in her horror, she screams.

The father runs in, sees his wife crying, sits down beside her on his son's bed, and asks, "What's wrong dear?" Pointing at the magazines in her hand, he asks, "What are those?"

The mother passes him the magazines. He flips through them, and his eyes widen as he sees some of the most explicit and disturbing S&M images his mind could have ever imagined.

The mother, between sobs, asks her husband, "What are we gonna do with this boy?"

Her husband replies, "Well, we're not gonna spank him. That's for sure."
 
Sex Therapy - Florida Style

"A Florida couple, both well into their 80s, go to a sex therapist's office.

The doctor asks, 'What can I do for you?'

The man says, 'Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?'

The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that such an elderly couple is asking for sexual advice that he agrees.

When the couple finishes, the doctor says, 'There's absolutely nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse.' He thanks them for coming, he wishes them good luck, he charges them $50 and he says goodbye.

The next week, however, the couple returns and asks the sex therapist to watch again. The sex therapist is a bit puzzled, but agrees.

This happens several weeks in a row. The couple makes an appointment, has intercourse with no problems, pays the doctor, then leave.

Finally, after 5 or 6 weeks of this routine, the doctor says, 'I'm sorry, but I have to ask. Just what are you trying to find out?'

The old man says, 'We're not trying to find out anything. She's married and we can't go to her house. I'm married and we can't go to my house. The Holiday Inn charges $98. The Hilton charges $139. We do it here for $50, and I get $43 back from Medicare...!"

 
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